Listen to his wild romances:
He advances foolish fancies,
Each expounded as his “view”—
Gu.
In his brain’s opacous clot, ah
He has got a maggot! What a
Man with “views” to overwhelm us!—
Gulielmus.
Hear his demagogic clamor
Hear him stammer in his grammar!
See him laboring to spell—
Gulielmus L.
Slave who paid the price demanded—
With two-handed iron branded
By the boss—pray cease to dose us,
Gulielmus L. Jocosus.